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5/6/2015 2:42:51 PM
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OH SHIT!
*trys to evade but is hit by the punch. Goes flying through a tree*
Aaaaa....Son of a bitch!
*mist pours down my arm*
Oh...no...
GAAAAAAAAA!!!
*fires a beam of purple that hits you straight in the chest. You fly into the dojo wall. You feel your skin seering. You notice the beam has dissolved your armor.*
Ah crap...
*falls to the ground*
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*is thnking* forgot to activate my energy shelds.......... *stand up and activates them* (energy shields deny damage but are damaged over tiem, contrary to armor which reduces damage for an undefined time) [spoiler]yes I actually made stats for all of my abilities[/spoiler] *walks towards you with fists up*
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[spoiler]no punishment for such a strong punch?[/spoiler] *stands up* *breaths* Damnit that took a lot out of me.
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[spoiler]Cant use any of my right arm abilities for some time. only swing it like a club[/spoiler] And so i. *the fists is goverheated and constntly opening to release steam* CHARGE! *shoulder charge*
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*steps to the side and kicks you into a tree. Doubling the momentum of the shoulder charge and making you stumble* Damn! *breathes* *falls to the ground*
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*steps back up* its time.... [spoiler]May I [b]Finish him?[/b] [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what? Why would you think that?[/spoiler] No....NO! *throws a hook at you and I jump at you. I use the hook to carry momentum and I stab songblade into your skull. Then crystals Pop out of your skull and electrocute you*
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*the enrgy shields breaka but block the damage* dammit. *swings the arm thrwoign you into a wall*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:47:37 PM*takes song blade and stabs it down diagnally through your chest. Through empty shields. Piercing your circuits and mechanical heart. Crystals pop out and stab you and electrocute you.*
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(I have almost no organs) *nosive gases come oit of wound* *Grabs you and bear crushes you as the gases spread around*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:48:20 PM[spoiler]sorry. I keep forgetting. Change it to me screwing up you electronics[/spoiler] *on the ground. I take a dagger into the hole I made. And pull. Tearing it more.* [spoiler]thats what you meant my bear crush? Or are you squeezing me?[/spoiler] ONE HELL OF A BRO HUG SAL!
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Mayweather suplex!!! *Hugs with all strenght (5000 N) and suplexes you* [spoiler]yup bear crush is hugging in attempt to break the spine[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 4:53:59 PMOH! GAASP! *struggles to breath* GAAA! *is able to get an arm free and stabs songblade into your skull again. Pulls as much as possible to release the gasses. And get you to let go* GEAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! [spoiler]i suck with units. Is "N" neutons?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]n is newtons 4000braks a bone[spoiler] *manages to strike your head against the ground with the suplex*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 5:00:22 PM[spoiler]So we are on the ground now?[/spoiler] GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *eyes gleam purple. blinding you. Then you feel energy melting your body. And it Sears into your joints. Causing you to no longer to hold me.* *i drop to the ground* GA! F-F#ck!!
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Mechanic fist available. ROCKET PUNCH!! *tired but the fist been mechsnical ain tired* *You sre sucker punched* *Coffs exaling more gases out*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 5:08:36 PM*is able to hold ground* *sees you are as weak as me* GIVE IN!!!! *steps up to you and puts hand on your head* YOU WILL OBEEEEEY!!!!! *looks at your past. Present and near future. Making it easier to dodge your next moves*
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*Punches to avoid you reading me* Trust me you won like those. *the legs opne as of deploying themselves* *the arm shows all his weapons which i start shjoting you with*
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*while you do that I expect it. I move close to you so guns will be awkward and stab you in the chest. Crystals pop making more holes in you.* I got enough of your mind for that!
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Then i can use something you dont coontrol. COMMAND PROTOCOL LAST STAND!!!! * memories of military training make you attemp suicide* Mars sleeper agent protocol to avoid revealing any secrrts i can control it can you?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/6/2015 6:05:20 PMGGAAAAA!!!! *puts songblade to my throat* NO....wait...this...this isn't real. *blots out the memory. Fills it with hatred* YOU!!! SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!! GAAAAAAAAA!!!! *runs up to you and cuts you side to side shoulder to shoulder with songblade. Following through with every cut.* [spoiler]finish him?[/spoiler]
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Well if i do what it takes *Tackles him* DOUBLE FATALITY!!!! *Activates mars BFG O-9000 nuke bomb.* Good thing tbis aint canon.... *with his las breath detonates the nuke bomb*
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NOPE! *fired the purple beam at you. Knocking you up to the exosphere. You explode* FATALITY [spoiler]someone has to revive us![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its non cannon anyway[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]true![/spoiler] *jumps up because is angry* GAAAAA! *stabs you through the chest. Then falls to the ground. Explosions!* *song of healing is played. We both pop up alive.* Sal? That was fun!
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Yup, it was fun
