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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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UltraCon79 victims suffer from dry mouth, constipation, muscle fatigue, joint pain, difficulty sleeping, narcolepsy, attention deficit disorder, rapid weight loss, low blood sugar, high colestarol, liver disease, infections bleeding and hearing loss of the inner ear, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, and dry skin. Treatment consists of 2 to 3 fists fulls of Ibuprofen as needed taken with 5hr Energy Extra Strength and Destiny. FYI my blood pressure dropped 23 points and I lost 31 pounds since I got Destiny in January.
