Manly Meat Lump syndrome. You become a 400 lb ball of sheer muscle. It only effects the upper body, arms, and groin, leaving you with chicken legs that cannot carry your weight. With complete immobilization, you must have someone pump food into your shredded stomach because your neck muscles are too huge to let food down your esophagus. This disease is more common among men over 3, women over 35, cats that have eaten horse pills, and timfoil that has been left in a microwave for four days. It can be cured by sawing off your limbs and preforming an experimental head transplant onto a cadaver.