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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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1 ReplyManly Meat Lump syndrome. You become a 400 lb ball of sheer muscle. It only effects the upper body, arms, and groin, leaving you with chicken legs that cannot carry your weight. With complete immobilization, you must have someone pump food into your shredded stomach because your neck muscles are too huge to let food down your esophagus. This disease is more common among men over 3, women over 35, cats that have eaten horse pills, and timfoil that has been left in a microwave for four days. It can be cured by sawing off your limbs and preforming an experimental head transplant onto a cadaver.
