Anna was a good girl who went to bible school every day. However on this particular day she was tired. Anna was sleeping in the middle of class and her teacher did not like this. So the teacher comes over to Anna's desk while asking the class questions about the bible. The teacher says,"Anna, who created the earth?" Anna's friend, Tony, who was sitting behind her didn't want her to get in trouble so he poked her with the sharpened end of his pencil. Anna, upon feeling this, jumped up and said,"GOD ALMIGHTY!" Her teacher was pleased with her unexpected answer so she praised her and moved onto quizzing the rest of the class. A few minutes later the teacher came back to find Anna sleeping again. This time she says,"Anna, who is our lord and savior?" Tony pokes Anna again which causes her to jump up and yell," JESUS CHRIST!" The teacher was pleased so she moved on. The teacher felt like she was asking Anna questions that were to easy for her to answer, even in a daze, so she went back with a question that would take a lot more thought and energy to answer. She said,"Anna, what did Eve say to Adam when they had their twenty-third child?" Tony pokes Anna again and she jumped up and turned around to Tony and says,"If you poke me with that thing one more time I swear to God I'll snap it in half and shove it up your ass!" [spoiler]Best so far?[/spoiler]