Two black guys are strolling along at a state fair. They come upon a gypsy's tent with a sign in front that reads TURN WHITE FOR ONLY $15. The black guys look at each other and figure, "-blam!- it, why not? Should be good for a laugh." They go through their pockets; one comes up with only $10, but his buddy has a 20. "I've got it!" the first guy says. "Take your 20 and go in there, then come back with the 5 in change and I can go in." The second guy agrees, and walks into the tent. Several minutes go by. The first guy is getting antsy. Suddenly, the flap of the tent opens and out walks the most perfect Aryan specimen of a man you ever did see: tall, well-built, great posture, pale skin, blue eyes and hair like golden flax. He's even wearing a new suit. The first black guy is ecstatic. "Holy shit, it worked! Here, give me that $5 so I can do it too!" The white guy looks at him and says "Fūck you nîgger, get a job."