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Edited by FatherlyNick:
2/16/2015 10:40:32 PM
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Your username is now an illness/disorder/syndrome
Describe its symptoms, possible cure, etc.
FatherlyNick is a mental disorder.
[b]Symptoms:[/b] People with FatherlyNick suffer from extreme affection towards themselves. On the third stage of FatherlyNick, people may be deluded enough to start having a relationship with themselves. Any attempts to break up this relationship is quite improbable. Only one successful breakup attempt is recorded to date.
[b]Treatment:[/b] There are no known cures for the disorder. However, staying away from unstable people has been noted to prevent the onset of more severe symptoms and lessen their effects.
Edit 1: Over 300 replies. There are a lot of sick individuals out there.
Edit 2: Over 400 replies. The sickness is real.
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[b]symtoms:[/b] Chunks of your skin fall off, making it look like your skin has bites takin out of it. The skin around the detached areas, turn hard and brown, much like a turtle shell. Symptoms usually occur middle of a persons life span, with a 94.63% mortality rate. [b]treatment:[/b] As the cause is thought to be viral, there is none right now. Scientists have slowed cancer research to study this disease, nicknaming it "HALFEATENTURTLE DISEASE". It is expected to kill millions, a new plague to the modern world. [spoiler]thank you and goodnight.[/spoiler]
