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5/8/2015 10:01:31 PM
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*you reverse onto my extremely long untied shoe laces*
"I'm just having a really right day.."
*stands up to get in cab, takes step, falls on my face*
"#%$&!!!"
*I get up and my nose is bleeding again, It hurts*
[spoiler] actually got another nose bleed at work today. Like for real, wtf.[/spoiler]
"How's my face look now?"
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"Lead the way demon hunter." * ^_^ *
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*leads the way into a dark old church*
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"What kind of beast lives in here?"
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[b]The[/b] beast.
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"Oh.. " *draws bastard sword*
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/10/2015 9:07:14 PMI've fought em before. He always finds a way to leave. C'mon, keys get in. *crashes through roof, lands on sacrificing table*
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*dives in beside you, off hand sparking with ice* "Well let's make sure he doesn't get away this time."
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Ok. *lays on sacrificial altar*
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"Why are you laying there? Does there have to be some ceremony?"
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Yes... *waits* Wtf? Hellooouuu?!!
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"What do I have to do?"
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Umm... tie me up.
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*bounds feet to table, then hands* "So is this some kind of virgin sacrifice?" *tightens everything up*
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Obviously not. Demons, the devil himself, they hate me. Being defenseless should do the trick. I mean, why would they stay back now? *glares at you* Do you have anything to do with this?
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*slightly offended, hugs defenseless you* "No? I am trying to help you. Have some fun with you... Spend time with you. And plus, kill a demon."
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*is angry because i did not approve this hug* If we werent waiting for satan, id be kicking your ass by now... *waits* Damn you satan! Hurry, cut my neck open.
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"Well here we go.." *cuts throat, it freezes your wound and wind pipe. Your breathing becomes slower and slightly labored* *rumbling, crashing, and growling is heard in the distance. The noises seem to be growing closer*
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*is passing out while thinking:damn it! Not THAT much!!*
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*scary sounds closen, focused on demon not looking at you* "You ready Julie?!"
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*passes out* *which causes the sacrificial altar to begin accepting my life and offering it to satan*
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*turns to check on you, sees life energy being drained* *ohshit.jpeg* *breaks bounds around hands, demon sounds just a few rooms away now. Breaks bounds around legs, and picks you up off altar.* "Come on Julie, I just did what you told me.." *shakes you while you in my arms*
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*wakes up, hears demon, fakes being passed out*
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*demon one room over* *props you up in corner, grows wings and readies self for demon* "Anytime Julie.."
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*what you thought was a demon crashes through the wall* Satan: heh, YOU stand between her and i?! *laughs*
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*mumbles* "Sonofabitch Julie" *full volume* "Why is she so important to you?"
