*materialises into human shape*
*gravitational shift causes plates, cups and tables to move and tip over*
"Oops"
"yo waiter what's the biggest thing you can get me."
English
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Fix the plates
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Mate, I am a humanoid manifestation of a singularity, I am essentially a space God. Do you really expect me to pick up some plates?
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Now be a good little god and clean up our mess
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Sigh *snaps fingers and plates float into the air, landing in a perfectly formed pyramid* Better?
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And heres your three giant pizza the size of the hotel[spoiler]theyre outside[/spoiler]
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Why thank you
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Your welcome
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Yes especially since you broke them
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We have giant pizzas
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How giant?
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So giant.
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K I'll have 3.
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Alright, then. What jobs would you like apply for?
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I'm pretty good at security if that's a thing you need.
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We would love your help.