*the tunnel leads to a large cavern... Filled with giant spiders*
*the sound of someone shouting [i]GODDAMMIT![/i] can be heard echoing across the entirety of the dojo*
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*I look around, stumbling on objects in the dark* "Oh.... Spiders..... Hello there."
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[b][i][u]-blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!- -blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!- -blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!- -blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!--blam!- [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]*Is Covered In Spiders*[/u][/i][/b] [b][u][u]Runs Toward Group [/u][/u][/b] [b][i][u]HELP ME!!! THEY'RE NIBBLING MY BALLS OFF IT HURTS [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u] Lets Out Blood-Curdling Scream [/u][/i][/b]
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*i whistle and the spiders get off of your* I said that they are friendly...but don't attack them...
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Thanks Man I Appreciate It... [b][i][u]Looks Down[/u][/i][/b] Um. Can you help me find my balls?
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*Trips over them* "Over here..." *Invisible shudder*
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*points at a severed testicle* There's one....
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[b][i][u]Picks up and [spoiler]Reattaches Testicles [/spoiler][/u][/i][/b]
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*i walk up to one of the spiders and put my hand on its head* It's ok..,their friendly...
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/9/2015 11:16:28 PM*baffled, I approach one and it does not attack Are you familiar with these.. Things?
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Yes...they are everywhere down in hell...they are often pets to those brave enough, they respect only the strong and those with good intentions...
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Interesting...
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Well damn
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[spoiler]Apparently not Deadpool.... Kek[/spoiler]
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[quote][spoiler]Apparently not Deadpool.... Kek[/spoiler][/quote]