*blows down doors with MAC cannon*
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!
*shoots arrows at all available knees*
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I don't have knees, scrub.
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*Talos bestows you with knees* *shoots*
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Talos can't do anything because he is not a divine. Rekt
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[b]arrow bounces off knee [/b] You picked a bad time to get lost friend [b]draws sword[/b]
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*draws Daedric Gravity Hammer* You just start running so I can stab you in the back.
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[b]takes damage [/b] I'm not an expert in in fighting with medieval weaponry But I know some one who is Valdimir [b]I leave and a 3 foot tall man in armour arives[/b] Leave now or I'll make you leave
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*steps on* rektbyshoe.jpeg
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[b]draws great sword[/b] Your first
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FUS RO DAH!!!
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[b]I stumble[/b] Fool [b]Valdimir swings so hard that it could 1 shot dwarven spheres[/b]
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*But not enchanted Daedric armor* *uses Bend Will shout on nearest god*
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[b]attacks[/b]
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-Holds up a cuckoo- Make one move and we learn what hell is
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*summons Dremora Lord* rektbydaedra.png
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-throws cuckoo- My the gods have mercy on your soul