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5/10/2015 9:01:02 PM
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My personal collection. What did the hat, say to the hat rack? You stay here, I'll go on a head. What did the shy pebble wish? That it was a little bolder. What did the dog say when it sat on some sand paper? Ruff.... How many dragon ball z characters does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it will take about 6 episodes. Did you hear about the red ship and blue ship that collided? All the sailors where marooned. How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle. The past, the present, and the future, walk into a bar at the same time. It was tense. What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna a piano but you can't piano a tuna. How do you will smith in the snow? Fresh prints.
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