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Edited by mckechnie13:
5/11/2015 10:27:16 AM
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HOW LFG REQUIREMENTS OR KICKED.
With HOW fast approaching this a warning to any casual/scrub thinking they can stroll into prison of elders and become legend.
ELITE players like myself will have strict requirements or you will be kicked for being trailer park trash.
You must have EARNED these weapons can't be XURNED.
Gally.
Red death.
Thunderlord.
Ice breaker.
Hawkmoon.
Thorn.
Fate of all fools.
Mida.
Suros.
Failure to have EARNED these...BOOT
Grimoire must also be 2700 or above or INSTANT BOOT.
MUST HAVE FLAWLESS RAIDER OR INSTANT BOOT. PHOTO EVIDENCE OF THE TROPHY MUST BE PRESENTED FIRST BEFORE INVITE.
EDIT: well that was fun :) thanks for all the comments. A few people actually said they met the requirements, a few got angry at the requirements but thankfully most knew it was a joke.
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Sounds like too much work just for an invite
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Dat Satire doe ;D
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1 ReplyWhat IS funny is this guy comes back with some comment about my grimore when I said this post isn't even satire and it's not funny. What I find hard to believe is that like this person, some people believe that grimore means something. The truth is that anyone with a really high grimore score, hasn't completed more content but found the app that shows you which ones you are missing and where to find them. Nothing more, nothing less. Or, this guy was staying in "character", holding fast to the cognitive distortion that this post was amusing, and was attempting to be funny again and failed. Either way, there are people that will kick you for stuff like this, that's what the report button is for.
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I didn't see Vex Mythoclast on this beautiful list :( Excuse me while I cry in a corner asking myself why you hate me :'(
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1 ReplyIt just isn't even funny
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1 ReplyWhat makes you elite? Ur cruisble skills don't prove it.
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1 ReplyTrophy photo evidence: http://imgur.com/dpNgPro
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You forgot a requirement. They must have earned a mark of unbroken, seventh column and sum of all tears in 1 match using just NLB. That's an easy requirement though
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1 ReplyWell then look like your taking me! Got all of those requirements done
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3 RepliesStop making stupid Satire posts, this shit isn't even funny. It's just dumb.
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Calm down guys there's a satire tag lmao
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thorn and hawk moon? is this a troll? dumb. idiot. haahahahah. trash standards.
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Flawless raider isn't THAT hard anymore. Couple tries on normal crota should do it. Maybe if you do bridge legit it might be a bit tougher. Took my group bout 2 hours and half the team was drunk
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Edited by Griffin032: 5/11/2015 5:47:09 AMWell nobody has "xurned" Hawkmoon. Sorry, just realized I missed the satire tag.
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Thank god I saw the satire tag before I posted the O.G comment
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You're a puss. Lol I bet you don't even have a good education. You -blam!-
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Unfunny satire tag. Cmon, I learned my lesson, learn yours.
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1 ReplyEdited by LDSG BossMan: 5/11/2015 5:41:10 AMThe satire is weak with this one...
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You are seriously so royalty retarded that you think that all you need is good guns for HoW, well I, my sir laugh in you face as I will be the one that trains the people you classify as not good. Now good day sir, I have some people to help
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Edited by tackykid45: 5/11/2015 5:30:56 AMExcept for FoAF i meet all those requirements I also have the platinum trophy in Destiny so get rekt scrubs
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6 Replies*Look at requirements* No problem. *Look on OPs characters* Scrub. 😧
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You're elite? Lol u have three Titans and a booty KD.
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2 Repliesmust have 3 DIFFERENT characters aswell? Because you have 3 titans LOL
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This is lame even for satire
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Op is fgt... A bored fgt
