*goes to starbucks* Can I have a hot choclate? I'm not a coffee person...
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*makes hot chocolate*
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*Spits in it before handing it to you* "Coffee is GOD. Now gtfo of Starbucks."
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Is that a challenge sir....
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Challenge accepted. RAGE INTENSIFIES.
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*uses arcane fire to make coffee hot then chucks at your face*
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*Uses Solo's maneuvers and moves slightly to the left dodging the liquid*
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*summons hellhound to kick your ass*
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*Summons 9th legion of Hell to defend and transform hellhound into ally. " Daemons only defend our ground this Heretic is not worthy of death, only pain and torment. Let the suffering begin."
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*Summons gas to make people see this* [spoiler]HA![/spoiler]
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"Legion I take back what I said consume this petty soul as a gift for the Lord. Let him suffer for eternity in the depths of the abyss."
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*Pauses* Can I get a job here? *hellhound puppy is knawing at leg*
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"Nie this is over! Unleash your darkest powers." *Knight grabs by throat lifting off the ground while the ground tears apart to show the depths of hell, hurls the body into the pit and seals the hole.* "Legion your work is done I release you from my service." *Casually strolls out of Starbucks*