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5/11/2015 12:54:16 AM
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I'm bored, someone spat in my coffee and I'm crazy.. who wants to fight?
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I will be your opponent if you don't mind
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*shoots lightning from hands*
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* jumps over you and kicks *
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*gets up* *summons sword and slashes you in the chest*
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* armor protects against harm, it has a slash in it now* * shoots point blank ki blast at your head*
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*arcane sheilds before headshot* *Summons wormhole that's slowly pulling you in*
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* attempts to fly out of it*
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*shoots you while your flying and knocks you into the wormhole, forever trapping you in another demention* Don't worry, I can open up the portal if you surrender, but there's a walmart in there!
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* I have instant Transmission, it is usable cross dimensions * * instant Transmissions out* * tips fedora* * punches you in the gabber for fighting cheap*[/url]
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*pauses* Where the hell did you get a majic fedora?
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* it's a joke* * never had one*
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*unpauses* *fus ro dahs you into starbucks*
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* gets up* * IT behind you* * grabs you* * IT us to the moon where I throw you through it*
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*gets up slowly from fatigue* *grabs by the neck and throws into the sun* [spoiler]Did you remember to buy sunscreen at 5 dimention wallmart?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]not needed c:[/spoiler] * IT and switches places with you!*
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*burns to death and respawns later* I forgot to buy sunscreen.....
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I win I guess
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*Respawns and shakes hand* You are a worthy warrior...
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Thanks
