*a gas masked man in a wheelchair rolls outside of Starbucks*
"Goddamn newbies going in and out of my Starbucks... Anyway, anyone wishing to join, please visit me."
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*tries to enter but is to big* Hang on a sec MOR-CHAN-SHI! *Transforms into six foot tall black scale covered humanoid with leathery wings, a long spiked tail, and talons hands and feet, clothed in black armor with a four-eyed mask covering my face* Much better *enters* How goes it dovahkin?
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"I'm afraid dragon blood cannot run through a dead man, Dovah. I thank you for your gift, but it has gone to waste on this puppet of a body." [spoiler]Basically, there was this huge plot and I got killed by another dojo member (willingly, of course, it was a plot that I agreed to) and I was away for a month and a half IRL. I only returned on Friday...[/spoiler] "Dragonborn I am not, but a Phoenix of ash I am. A bird with its wings clipped, and an angel choking on its halo. You will know my story in time, Dragon."
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Hmm.., a dead man walking, if you so desire I could put in a word for your resurrection to alduin...
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"No. The World Eater is to be feared, but this blood of churning ash and these veins of burning pain are reminders of who I am."
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*XTOR scans you * You are... Cobalt Phoinex , former peace keeper, LT, and was "killed" by Alex Wilson...
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"No need to make my murder a strange word. I was killed. I died. And I'm pretty sure I'm still dead..."
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Ayy lmao
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* tips over your wheelchair *
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Edited by Drakus Darksoul: 5/11/2015 2:48:57 AM*grabs you by the throat, flings you into a wall* FUS-RO-DAH! *shouts you through wall*
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* already flew away, git mad * xddddddddd
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"What the fu-" *falls out of wheelchair* "That's screwed up, man. First Sal shoots a cripple in the shoulder, and now you do this? What the hell?!"
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I don't like the way you roll * throws wheelchair into a lake then flies away*
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... "Damn my metaphorical oaths." *ash bursts from my wrists and forms a churning tendril of cinders that reaches for my wheelchair in the lake* "Hm. If I could prove a good point now, I wouldn't be breaking my promise..."
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* knowing nothing about you that whole statement confused me*
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I believe it's time for a reunion
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[spoiler]can i tip your wheelchair ?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Who the hell tips a cripple's wheelchair? That's screwed up on several levels, man. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lmao but .....but I'm evil can I pretty please ?[/spoiler]
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Can I join, one of your waiters has challenged me and fallen, I be live I am worthy...
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[spoiler]worthy of tipping an old man in wheelchair ?[/spoiler]
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"...Which waiter. I don't [i]have[/i] waiters."
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Oh... I guess it was some random jackass that spat in my coffee... I made a hellhound eat him!
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[spoiler]Are you new to RP? Just a quick question.[/spoiler]
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A little bit.. I'm still trying to get good at it...
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"Well. This is what I'm here for then..." [spoiler]First base rule of RP, don't god mod. You know what that means?[/spoiler]