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Edited by Im Panther Land: 7/29/2015 10:00:54 PM
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So this Girl.......

Last Thursday, I was in class. Boring class me and my friends are split up around the room. Only plus is there is a 9/10 girl who loves to wear yoga pants. Now I think im pretty average but I might not be as I see her looking me sometimes but I didn't think much of it. Halfway through the class we are turning a paper in at the side of the room where its more empty. I get to the bin where you turn the papers in when I see her right next to me. She cuts in front of me and then moves back and pushes her booty on to me. She looks back and smiles and jiggles it on me a little and then walks away. I was smiling too. The rest of class goes by pretty quickly. Still thinking about the her and the booty. I walk out into the hallway. She comes up to me and sort of grabs my hand and pushes a small piece of paper into it and says "My parents aren't home tomorrow" and walks away. I'm awestruck for a good 10 seconds. When I look at the paper, its a phone number. Rest of day goes by really slowly and I can't concentrate at all. When I get home, I text her and she gives me her address. I ask my parents if I can go over to my friends house tomorrow at 8 and stay the night. They agreed and at 8 on Friday I drove to her house which was like 5 min away. My heart was beating hard when I got there. I rang the doorbell and she answered it in yogapants and short top (idk what they called) that showed her belly. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) When I walked in, she grabbed me and we started to makeout. I was caressing her warm body and she was mine. She took my hand and led me up to her room.( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) We started going at it and after 30 minutes I was finally there, to settle my throne as the prince of bel air.

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