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Edited by Britton:
4/30/2015 4:16:36 AM
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Creatively open this box.
Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
[b]2000+ replies[/b] best thread ever
[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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1 ReplyI take the box, i dont know how to open it, but i feel as i must. It is indeed my calling. But this box, it feels [i]alive[/i]. It does not speak, it does not move, it is just a plain brown box. I cannot open it, but others can, they say that there is nothing inside, but i take it back and there is i can hear it shaking around inside. I have an inseparable devotion to this box, what it contains is legendary. I take great care of it and make sure to store at room temperature. One day, after being fed up with this nonsensical box i travel to a volcano and i drop the box inside, burning it in the lava. But wait, something emeges... [spoiler]please be a dragon[/spoiler]
