Open this box in a creative manner and ill tell you whats inside.
Lack of imaginations need not apply. If you're lame the box wont open.
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[b]I will be replying at my leisure. Feel free to help others open the box.[/b]
1. [b][u]YOUR DICK WONT OPEN THE BOX[/u][/b]
2. Saliva isnt a good box opener either.
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[b]I travel to Mars with the gate lords eye charged... I enter the black garden. After hours of trekking through it I find the black gardens heart... I destroy the heart by killing the Sol Progeny and take a fragment of the heart. I then take that fragment of the heart to the speaker and he gives me a mote of light, with that note of light I buy an Engram from Xūr and it turns into Young Ahamkara's Spine. I rip the gauntlets to pieces and take a fragment of the spine and sell it to Xūr for 23 strange coins and buy Red Death. I carefully take the knife off of the gun and give it to Master Rahool. In return he gives me Gjallarhorn which I then gift to a level 21 noob and he gives me his Uncommon rocket launcher. I then take the launcher to the box and throw it on the box. The box immediately springs back up and destroys my rocket launcher and the shards fall everywhere. I use the shards to make a blade of Crota and use it to carefully slice the tape off of the box. I then use my hunger knife to open the box. Pm me what's inside Britton ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [/b]