you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?
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Invite James Franco he will definitely want sex wth me after being the president
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UNLIMITED WEED
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Call Monica
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[quote]you wake up and you are a president, what will you do?[/quote] [quote]you wake up and you are a president[/quote] [quote]you wake up[/quote] Roll over and go back to sleep, nobody's going to wake me up. I'm the president.
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[b][i][u]Put bubble wrap in my pants[/u][/i][/b]
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assassinate myself.
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[i]What?[/i] Don't you mean [b]who?[/b]
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Establish atheism as the national religion! [spoiler]I am totally kidding but lets see who ignores spoilers >: ) hehe[/spoiler]
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Put my feet up on the desk in my boxers
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Let's see what Obama had in here...a time machine...enough food to stop world hunger...ooh! A nuke...bye bye North Korea
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Food refills, like free drink refills, but with food. You're welcome
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Brush my teeth
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Abolish Mondays and establish the new Monday as Damustr8babygurlday.
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Make Emma Lahana a national icon, along with Boxxy
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Since im spanish i would say, NO MORE ENGLIS FROM NOW ON, only spanish lol
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"So, uhh...*sniff*...this Area 51 stuff....."
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Enjoy the presidential minibar.
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Stab notcristina
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Fap all over the Oval office.
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Bang the first lady in the oval office. And then systematically throughout the white house until we've christened ever damn corner of the place. Then I suppose I do some work or something I guess.
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ALLAHU AKBAR
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Legalize marriage lolololol
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Push the red button
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Edited by Team Grimmie: 5/21/2015 6:05:13 AMMy first lady
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Cure cancer
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Raise taxes on people I do not like