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5/12/2015 3:44:41 AM
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*turns into gargoyle* *is shot twice, takes flight* You ever fought a gargoyle before??? *fire breathes at your direction*
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*takes cover behind taxi* shitshitshitshit *takes out homing missile* *locks on and fires* take that
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*flies around a nearby pillar* *charges at you* You pathetic weakling
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*impales with 9 foot spear* *unloads automatic shotgun while OP is stuck*
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*is impaled, spear gets stuck on the ground, i don't move* *you notice my skin drying up and turning into rock*
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achievement unlocked *puts on shades* *takes selfie with slayed gargoyle* *plants C4* *walks away and blows it up*
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*pulls spear out* Pff... lvl1 noob...
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wat no it can't be *calls Chris Pratt* *takes command of velociraptor herd* ATTACK!
