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5/12/2015 3:10:00 PM
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*sees hole in the hills*
Wh-what is that?! Is that the creature???
*turns to look at you*
*you notice my hand starts to go cold and my eyes having a hint of a red hue*
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"He terrorizes the local villagers and kills all the live stock for fun.. What are you thinking?"
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"Kills all the livestock" *this enfuriates the hell out of me* *turns into gargoyle, flies towards the beast*
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*pushes out wings of my own, draws dual short swords* "Go for his eye and Achilles tendon. Should slow him down enough get a deep clean cut at his nape. That will be the kill shot."
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*breathes fire straight into his eye, while still flying towards it* I'm gonna fly into his eye!!
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*the cyclops begins swatting at you. His eye alone is 7 ft wide. His hands the size of small cars* *I swoop towards his left heel making a gash with both of my swords* *he staggers back and lets out a subsonic growl, there is loud ominous rustling and groans coming from his cave* "Uh Julie we might have company.."
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/12/2015 10:28:51 PM*i struggle to not get hit, and manage to fly into his eye while you slash his legs* Eww eww eww eww!!! *fly out through the back of his head* Uhh... *looks down* i need to wash up
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*as the cyclops drops, bloodily massacred, 3 flaming hell hounds 4 times the size of us come bustling out of the cave. Seeing their master slain drives them to instantly come at us jaws snapping* "That might have to wait.. I'll get the two on the right. Sound good?"
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Uhh... i have to wash up now. And also, i dont kill animals.
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*the hounds trample a herd of 50 sheep on their way to try and kill us* *now speeding closer and covered in blood they release a demonic howl* "Even now? I could use your help.."
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Those bastards!!! *turns into gargoyle, digs claws into chest, rips chest open... a powerful beam of pure light projects infinitely into the sky. Burning the faces of the 2 hellhounds (with light.)*
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*while all that hubbub is going on I chuck lighting spears at the other one* "Thanks Julie.. I had fun with you today.."
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*collapses* Yeah, me too. . . *breathing heavily*
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*picks you up* "You want to shower now? My place is a lot closer than yours."
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Yeah, sure.
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[spoiler]ulcaM saw bar footage[/spoiler] "You sure this would be Ok with your husband?"
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I'm only going to shower... [spoiler]did he talk to you?? Lol[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yes.. He did[/spoiler] "Well Ok if you say so." *carries you to my house*
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*clocks in to work* [spoiler]I'll reply when i can, and I'll also go see that convo when i can[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]its in the bar[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok see you around[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]k[/spoiler]
