*takes cover behind taxi*
shitshitshitshit
*takes out homing missile*
*locks on and fires*
take that
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*flies around a nearby pillar* *charges at you* You pathetic weakling
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*impales with 9 foot spear* *unloads automatic shotgun while OP is stuck*
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*is impaled, spear gets stuck on the ground, i don't move* *you notice my skin drying up and turning into rock*
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achievement unlocked *puts on shades* *takes selfie with slayed gargoyle* *plants C4* *walks away and blows it up*
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*pulls spear out* Pff... lvl1 noob...
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wat no it can't be *calls Chris Pratt* *takes command of velociraptor herd* ATTACK!