You know who you are. You're the bottom feeding T-bagging scum who have drifted over from Call of Duty. You looked out your grimy windows and saw a beautiful space epic RPG shooter and you thought, "hey that might be fun!"
With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake.
Upon your arrival you marveled at a game that seemed to have it all, and then you promptly shit all over it.
Now gone are the days when Autorifles were useful. "Nerf this," you said! "Nerf that!"
"Its not fair," you cried whenever you were killed by a popular Exotic. "My sense of self worth is directly tied with my k/d."
Now the forums are full of semi-literate trolls and Beta Males, whining and crying about this or that.
"The Thorn sucks."
"The thorn is too OP!"
"Blade dancers aren't fair!"
"Shoulder dash isn't fair!"
"Warlock melee isn't fair!"
Now a once beautiful game is a zombie horror of what it once was. With pieces cut out and others hastily stitched in Destiny has become a Frankenstein's Monster.
Iron Banner couldn't make you happy, the Trials of Osiris won't either.
This game is so much more than the Crucible, but your constant bitching, and whining, and griping affects the Glorious land of PvE and you are only a small demographic of a larger community.
"But Crucible takes more skill because it is real people therefore I'm better than you," you say between bites of your most recent hot pocket.
I disagree. PvP elitists are scum. You're either a boohoo whiner that "everybody uses (insert good or fun gun)"
Or you are a pathetic braggart who thinks they are amazing because they can blink and use a shotgun.
Stop complaining. Stop whining. Quit bitching about a game that you have clearly sunk more than 100 hours into. If you really hated it you would have quit.
Sincerely,
A guy who can't stand your constant whining.
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Edited by Elitespear: 5/14/2015 8:38:27 AM[quote]a guy who can't stand your constant whining [/quote] A whine post about whiners. Oki dokie. Now a quick glance at your profile shows me you tried to get the IB helm for 3 characters. Looks to me that you're more annoyed by that recent experience. Lets be frank (he's a handsome devil after all), if you were any good at pvp. You would not have made this post. More to the point, whenever you see a post asking for a nerf, is it a good pvp player? No, it's some PVEer who stepped foot in crucible and got their arse handed to them.
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It's refreshing to see some good grammar for once.
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Yep damn pvp. Pvp Ruined the awesome game defiance for pve same is happening here to.
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Well memed.
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Great. Now I want a hot pocket.
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I stopped reading at "land of MMO's"
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Edited by DR wAtSoN III: 5/13/2015 1:04:56 AMI kind of agree, im a pvp player, but the pvp losers that can't win is who bungie listens to. They just try to make everyone happy, but guess what....we all can't win. I'm down with buffs but a nerf is lame. Only the losing side of pvp are the ones complaining.......no one else
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Not sure I agree, but it's a fun, well written read that didn't make my eyes bleed and my brain hemorrhage so I'm happy. We don't get too many of these on this forum.
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As a PvP player (though doesn't whine), I approve of this post.
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I haven't been in a single game since the update where at least 3 people were using exotic handcannons (average is 5). This game is a work in progress. If you want a PvP set up where there's is a drawn ttk and you get custom weapons, you need to accept the fact that a balance is nessesary and will take time, feedback, and CHANGES!
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Its isn't PvP players that are ruining the game its the Idiotic pve gamers that think a person is as dumb as a dreg. But then when they get clapped by a weapon they aren't using they whine Like a bitch. Sorry but no one is gonna stand so you can shoot them.
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But the thorn is op and a scrub weapon?
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Well put
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Spot on ,what children don't seem to understand is that some times the truth hurts :)
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Well put
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Best post ever!
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As an avid pvper, this is 100% true. Add me, DoAnAileron_Roll, ps4
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Made me giggle
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Pvp players > pve players.
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Good form. Just. Good. Stuff. Kind sir. You have a great demand for the English language, unfortunately the message will hit very few among the peons of this community.
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I like zombies they dont shoot back
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Lol i like zombies they dont shoot back
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Hmm I agree and disagree with some of the things you say here. PVP does take more skill and K.D. correlates directly with skill. But I do agree there are plenty of whiners in the community. But most of those whiners are actually really bad at PVP.
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Edited by ROGUE NOT ROUGE: 5/13/2015 1:47:32 AMProbably sucks at pvp.