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Edited by DudeQuixote:
5/12/2015 9:47:40 PM
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PvPers are ruining this game
You know who you are. You're the bottom feeding T-bagging scum who have drifted over from Call of Duty. You looked out your grimy windows and saw a beautiful space epic RPG shooter and you thought, "hey that might be fun!"
With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake.
Upon your arrival you marveled at a game that seemed to have it all, and then you promptly shit all over it.
Now gone are the days when Autorifles were useful. "Nerf this," you said! "Nerf that!"
"Its not fair," you cried whenever you were killed by a popular Exotic. "My sense of self worth is directly tied with my k/d."
Now the forums are full of semi-literate trolls and Beta Males, whining and crying about this or that.
"The Thorn sucks."
"The thorn is too OP!"
"Blade dancers aren't fair!"
"Shoulder dash isn't fair!"
"Warlock melee isn't fair!"
Now a once beautiful game is a zombie horror of what it once was. With pieces cut out and others hastily stitched in Destiny has become a Frankenstein's Monster.
Iron Banner couldn't make you happy, the Trials of Osiris won't either.
This game is so much more than the Crucible, but your constant bitching, and whining, and griping affects the Glorious land of PvE and you are only a small demographic of a larger community.
"But Crucible takes more skill because it is real people therefore I'm better than you," you say between bites of your most recent hot pocket.
I disagree. PvP elitists are scum. You're either a boohoo whiner that "everybody uses (insert good or fun gun)"
Or you are a pathetic braggart who thinks they are amazing because they can blink and use a shotgun.
Stop complaining. Stop whining. Quit bitching about a game that you have clearly sunk more than 100 hours into. If you really hated it you would have quit.
Sincerely,
A guy who can't stand your constant whining.
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Bump!
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Your a puss
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I play both pvp and pve, I've never asked for a nerf, only played CoD:AW for a few hours before trading it in. I'm not a virgin, don't eat hot pockets,(only kids eat that sh!t), but I am here to collect your tears. Thx OP, I just completed a bounty, now I'm off to the tower :)
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Im a day 1 guy and I think Thorn users suck too. But yeah COD'ers need not apply.
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Best thing I've read on these forums. Hats off to op. I've not read anything more true.
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1 Reply"Your" isn't interchangeable bud.
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This guy is nothing but a whining bitch
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This!! Yes! Thank you! Need this nerf that nerf everything Omg buff this buff that buff everything. Instead of just playing the game how it's meant to be they want to changed to suit them in every way possible. -blam!- I hated thorn so unchanged the way I play and now thorn isn't even a problem.
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It's actually called Shoulder Barge
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I'm not sure if this is satire or not because you said #satire #notsatire so I'm just gonna say I wish this community was better than it is
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Go away.
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This post is OP yet on point at the same time. Well written & very descriptive. Hats off to you guardian.
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Yes!!! Read and learn, I've been trolling the trolls over this for a while. Exotics are exotics, if you die by one... Oh well!!! Go play cod and quick scope
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From a guy who can't stand YOUR constant whining
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9 RepliesEdited by Osprai: 5/12/2015 7:39:37 PMFrom call of duty? Because that's the only FPS pvp game there is. Not halo or anything. No way it could be battlefield either. Every player in the crucible MUST only be there because of COD. Overall your post is obviously not sarcasm and I give your total points for this post 1/10 for incomplete, whiny and factless information I've seen some stupid stuff on the Internet. But you're a top ten-er easy
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1 ReplyWhat does virginity smell like exactly? *smells self* Oh.....
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So true. I had to stop using auto rifles because of the nerf, and I loved using auto rifles.
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+1 I laughed :)
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A brave post indeed, considering most people here are exactly the culprits. Though I agree. It's poison, all the negativity surrounding this game and the forums, it's like a mild case of Ebola... Yeah I said it. This game used to be so incredibly spectacularly enjoyable before people discovered shotguns, Blink and Gjallarhorn. When nothing was OP. But, alas, the CoD community has moved in - it's inevitable with every FPS game - it happened to Battlefield. I just hope that Bungie doesn't focus everything to come on PvP. It'll make money, obviously, however it's like David and Goliath, but Goliath wins.
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3 RepliesIt is sad to see that they nerfed auto rifles for both PvP and pve. If anything it should have been only PvP. I don't think anyone complained about them being OP in pve. Rip suros.
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1 Reply[quote]With Doritos fuzz on your fingers[/quote] Lol i was literally licking it off my fingers as I read this
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Or you could just say your going to hunt them down with No Land Beyond and embed your nuts permanently into their chins as you sustain yourself purely upon the rustling of their jimmies
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3 RepliesSince when is virginity a bad thing?
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Well said, though I'm sure not all the whiney little buggers are CoDshites. Why does Bungie bend over and take it from such a small minority? According to Bungie we spend 15% of our game time in PvP, that is -blam!- all! On top of that every poll on this forum ranks PvE miles above PvP when it comes to player preference, yet most of all the bitching and what not is done by the PvP crowd. They are like babies among the adults on here, always crying the -blam!-ing loudest to get what they want and Bungie are bad parents by giving in all the time.
