You know who you are. You're the bottom feeding T-bagging scum who have drifted over from Call of Duty. You looked out your grimy windows and saw a beautiful space epic RPG shooter and you thought, "hey that might be fun!"
With Doritos fuzz on your fingers and Mt. Dew stains on your shirt you traveled to the land of MMO's bringing your poor sportsmanship with you while the scent of B.O. and virginity traveled in your wake.
Upon your arrival you marveled at a game that seemed to have it all, and then you promptly shit all over it.
Now gone are the days when Autorifles were useful. "Nerf this," you said! "Nerf that!"
"Its not fair," you cried whenever you were killed by a popular Exotic. "My sense of self worth is directly tied with my k/d."
Now the forums are full of semi-literate trolls and Beta Males, whining and crying about this or that.
"The Thorn sucks."
"The thorn is too OP!"
"Blade dancers aren't fair!"
"Shoulder dash isn't fair!"
"Warlock melee isn't fair!"
Now a once beautiful game is a zombie horror of what it once was. With pieces cut out and others hastily stitched in Destiny has become a Frankenstein's Monster.
Iron Banner couldn't make you happy, the Trials of Osiris won't either.
This game is so much more than the Crucible, but your constant bitching, and whining, and griping affects the Glorious land of PvE and you are only a small demographic of a larger community.
"But Crucible takes more skill because it is real people therefore I'm better than you," you say between bites of your most recent hot pocket.
I disagree. PvP elitists are scum. You're either a boohoo whiner that "everybody uses (insert good or fun gun)"
Or you are a pathetic braggart who thinks they are amazing because they can blink and use a shotgun.
Stop complaining. Stop whining. Quit bitching about a game that you have clearly sunk more than 100 hours into. If you really hated it you would have quit.
Sincerely,
A guy who can't stand your constant whining.
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Well said, though I'm sure not all the whiney little buggers are CoDshites. Why does Bungie bend over and take it from such a small minority? According to Bungie we spend 15% of our game time in PvP, that is -blam!- all! On top of that every poll on this forum ranks PvE miles above PvP when it comes to player preference, yet most of all the bitching and what not is done by the PvP crowd. They are like babies among the adults on here, always crying the -blam!-ing loudest to get what they want and Bungie are bad parents by giving in all the time.
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I wish they would give the weapons back there original stats (except Super Good Advice) for pve and just separate the two and leave pve out of it. My brother wanted to give me his copy of Advanced Warfare and I was like. "No." He told me I was the third person who turned down the offer and started laughing. Fuk COD.
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Only the dirtiest of the filthy casual scrub lords get dorito powder on their fingers. The true pros drank their dewritos. [spoiler]I agree with everything you said[/spoiler]
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Hahaha how do you really feel?
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Hilarious post. Wonder how many ppl with no reading comprehension miss the Satire hashtag? I'm guessing there will be quite a bit.
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LOL at those post tags
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Not really satire. Sadly lots of that is true.
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Sad but True.
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Something is either satire or it's not, make up your mind. I bet you actually believe all of this is true. I got news for you, Bungie doesn't nerf and buff things based on people whining. They do it based on usage statistics. Now stop crying about a game and do something useful.
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Doritos fuzz haha
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Says the guy with a below average K/D ratio on all of his guardians lol
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I have a sneaking suspicion it's pve players that get their butt kicked in crucible that cry for nerfs*sips Mountain Dew ponderously*
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Edited by Gideon VI: 5/12/2015 7:35:49 PMCan you say 'irony'?
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^This
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Boo hoo, PvE is so hard ill never be able to run Crota or a nightfall with slightly nerfed weapons. Oh wait, PvE is -blam!-ing easy as shit and minor nerfs are at best a small inconvenience. I think you PvE whiners need to man up
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It's Bungie's fault ... there will always be these types of people. It's Bungie's responsibility to accurately balance their own game and not nerf / buff things to sh*t ...
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This seems way too true cuz let's be honest, these idiots are the ones screaming for nerfs on everything in the f**king game and always crying how it's not fair when they die in Crucible. I know you put satire #s and I love it but man this has some truth to it
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Phew glad I saw the satire tag at the end of that one....
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For grouping so many people into such a small minority. You are an ass hat. That is all.
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TL;DR
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You think this game is an MMO!? LOL
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#Satire
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I really don't think any of this is satire. This is all true. I remember the glory days of auto rifles going down the shitter. I remember the hunter super being somewhat useful. I tossed out my pocket infinity after they nerfed the living hell outta fusion rifles, only to see it buffed a few months later. Why in the world would a PVEer want to nerf any weapon? If anything they want everything buffed. It's only the douches who who cry about getting thorned or shotgun sniped who want things nerfed and then buffed and then nerfed again because they get owned a few matches and it messes with their precious k/d.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyeeeeee!
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Im one of those that drifted over from cod but i guess im an outlier cause i didn't want any of those changes and rarely ever play crucible unless im bored. I've loved Destiny since day 1 and haven't put it down since. The ones you are talking about are the immature people with the maturity level of a 4 year old. Just felt like defending the 5% of us that are ok : ) <3
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