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5/12/2015 7:15:36 PM
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*it slices your cheeks open* *kind of like the Joker's*
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*Pulls out a stapler and staples the wound shut* That's going to be a mouthful
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*stands motionless* *creaks in the breeze*
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*spits out a razor blade*
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*wipes spit off chestplate with a Bat-kerchief*
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*picks up the razor blade and slices into my arms*
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*creaking intensifies*
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Edited by Forlorn Crow: 5/12/2015 7:33:45 PM*swallows the razor blade and licks the blood off my arms*
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*stares*
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*smiles* What are you looking at
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*silence*
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*pulls a staple out of my face and licks the blood off of it*
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*breathes loudly*
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*pulls out the rest of the staples as the wound regenerates* So you're just going to be the silent type
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*you realize the breathing is snoring*
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*attempts to push you into the lake*
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*too heavy*
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*keeps pushing*
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*you fail your strength check*
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*steals your wallet*
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*utility belt is booby trapped*
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*doesn't give a damn*
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*you fail to retrieve the wallet, and come away missing three fingers and smelling vaguely of sulfur and orange peels*
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[spoiler]wit da fuq[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]my character is a demon that enjoys most pain wether it's from himself or others[/spoiler]
