I really don't think any of this is satire. This is all true. I remember the glory days of auto rifles going down the shitter. I remember the hunter super being somewhat useful. I tossed out my pocket infinity after they nerfed the living hell outta fusion rifles, only to see it buffed a few months later. Why in the world would a PVEer want to nerf any weapon? If anything they want everything buffed. It's only the douches who who cry about getting thorned or shotgun sniped who want things nerfed and then buffed and then nerfed again because they get owned a few matches and it messes with their precious k/d.