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*stares*
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*smiles* What are you looking at
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*silence*
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*pulls a staple out of my face and licks the blood off of it*
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*breathes loudly*
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*pulls out the rest of the staples as the wound regenerates* So you're just going to be the silent type
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*you realize the breathing is snoring*
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*attempts to push you into the lake*
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*too heavy*
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*keeps pushing*
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*you fail your strength check*
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*steals your wallet*
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*utility belt is booby trapped*
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*doesn't give a damn*
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*you fail to retrieve the wallet, and come away missing three fingers and smelling vaguely of sulfur and orange peels*