Comment with your best joke!
Edit: Can't believe the amount of jokes there are - it's brilliant, keep them coming
Edit: Jesus that's a lot of jokes
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Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that. I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist. To the handicapped guy who stole my bag, You can hide but you can't run. And The Lord said to john "come fourth and you will receive eternal life" But John came fifth and won a toaster. What's green fuzzy and if it fell out a tree would kill you? A pool table. Someone stole my Microsoft office, they're gonna pay. You have my word.