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5/13/2015 11:31:17 AM
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what is the cutest thing your bf/gf does?
If you aren't dating anyone at the moment, just pretend you are.
I'd say the cutest thing she does is since she's originally from Honduras, she speaks Spanish really fast when she gets mad at me; I haven't the slightest idea what she's saying, but I think it's just absolutely adorable.
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Everything. Everything she does is amazing
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7 RepliesIt's really cute when she sucks my dick
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1 ReplyEdited by DigitalNinja: 5/17/2015 12:55:34 AMIt's really funny when she pretends she exists. [spoiler][i]Lonely, I'm mister Lonely, I have nobody, for my own![/i][/spoiler]
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6 RepliesI'm sure he does something. I just don't know him yet...
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I think it's cute when she stops existing
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Edited by ducksToDucks: 5/16/2015 4:03:56 PMHe shit's blue.
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2 RepliesAlmost everything about my gf I think is cute except when she gets mad. The one thing that always gets me is when she wants something and ask me to do something for her she will say please in a baby like voice and pout her lower lip. Most times I'll do it but I have been breaking the hold more and more. One day I will be free!
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2 RepliesHide [spoiler]insert forever alone face here [/spoiler]
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I'd tell you but she's busy being non existent
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10 RepliesWhen he/she tries to see if she can stretch my nutsack far enough to cram in my ass and bang into my rectum
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I don't think there's one cute thing she doesn't do. Except fart in front of me. She says she does but I think she lies.-__-
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Someone said qweefs lol
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1 ReplyBesides growing fire weed, he's built me a garden with all my favorite plants and flowers that re blooms for me every season . :) #love #drgreenthumb
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Nothing. I'm single :'(
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1 ReplyWhen she screams for help down in my basement. I got work though so I can't be helping her all the time right?
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8 RepliesWhen she hires a gang of men to ejaculate down my throat while I sleep.
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56 RepliesEdited by SoullessRaptor: 5/16/2015 5:59:05 AMLet's see... With my roomie, it's the fact that, when she sleeps, she curls up a little and somehow always finds a way to rest her head on my chest. Plus she makes the cutest sounds as she does. For the youngest of my the girlfriends, it's definitely the fact that she has this spot, just above her tailbone, that gets her to squeak and kinda purr when I scratch at it. And for my other gf, she does this adorable thing whenever a game isn't going her way. EDIT: Forgot to mention how cute they are cuddling each other, also. EDIT 2: Alright, just to clarify things, yes they know about each other. It's a polyamorous relationship. If you don't know what that is, look it up.
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5 RepliesI like it when we're just sitting there and suddenly the group of men she hired burst through the door and tie me and her to the bed while they steal our stuff and force their semen down our throats and anuses. Good times. Good times. [spoiler]it doesn't stop happening [/spoiler] [spoiler]third time today[/spoiler]
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Don't have one :'(
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He calls me "my love" at least once every day. No one else I've ever dated has done that
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5 Repliesthis is not a usual batman thread
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I love it when we play Destiny together and she starts raging at the Crucible, cause her voice is so nonthreatening
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Has a cowgirl'ish accent, She is also really shy...[spoiler]It's -blam!-ing adorable[/spoiler]
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Pretend she doesn't exist... Oh...
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3 RepliesGets mad at me for being married
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She has the funniest laugh ive ever heard and every time i make her laugh dometimes she snorts and i freakin love it so much
