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*I turn around.* "Who's there?" [spoiler]APC?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]armored personnel carrier [/spoiler] AYY YO MAMA *passes out, with a bottle of Holiest Shit in my hand*
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*I pick up the bottle and examine it carefully.* "What is this?"
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*it reads 99999999 liters of alcohol, even though it's only a 16 oz bottle*
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"That makes no sense. I don't drink, anyway." *I place the bottle on the ground next to you.*