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"I could tell you...." Apparently my friends and schoolmates are gamers but aren't desticles. Bullshît!
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I'm surrounded by jackasses!
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"Sometimes you have to look at yourself in the mirror, and say, what am I willing to put up with today"?
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Well sweet Mother Teresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz! You sound like a majestic -blam!-ing eagle!
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They said girls couldn't ejaculate either...
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My penis is so big it can get you pregnant and give you an abortion at the same time! [spoiler]No one I've met has known the reference prior to me telling them.[/spoiler]
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4 graet justis!
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Guns don't kill people and if you say they kill people one more time I will shoot with a gun and (coincidentally) you will die-The NRA
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That's great then (said really fast) gods great
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"Anybody got flint?" "Cole?"
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I said NICE ONE BRUVAAAAAAA
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Am I dead yet?
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Edited by Jacob Pierce: 6/19/2015 6:41:38 AM"I love it when a plan comes together"
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The elemental Dragon format of July 2014
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[i] [/i]
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Edited by Nate: 6/19/2015 6:32:10 AM[i]"This won't hurt, right?"[/i] [i]"Of course it won't hurt. I won't feel a thing. You on the other hand..."[/i]
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Tee hee
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You freebirths wouldn't understand......
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She's not gone... She's just not here right now...
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It's Reyn time and What a bunch of JOKAHS!
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"If I wanted you to talk i would shove my arm up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet, say what again, say what one more goddamn time"
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name.
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Nonjas
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NO SOUP FOR YOU! ONE YEAR!
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The room
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WADDA YOU KNOW ABOUT SURFING? YOURE FROM GAT DAMN NEW JERSEY!