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"Do you have a reservation?" No reservation eyy...
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Game over man, GAME OVER.
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I stabbed him 37 times in the chest
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My name is Mr.Wilson and I'm hear to say, I'm gonna smack your a** in a major way, what are you doing in my basement kid get outta here. GET OUTTA HERE!!!
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10-25 suckbags
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"Bow ties are cool"
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You little Bambi Or Law ready for this?
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"WHY SO SERIOUS?!"
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Phrasing! Dip dip potato chip!, jeep stuff
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Gonna take a walk outside today, gonna see what we can find today ( a song from the movie Milo and Otis because it's the best movie eeeevarrrr and you can't say it's not... well except for Napoleon Dynamite)
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I make extremely shitty references to books and games and movies that nobody will ever understand. Always. Always. Always. Always.*whispering* ...always...
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I use "snacks" for private parts. Been using it since highschool and even got into trouble for it by my close teachers. Everyone I knew used it though.
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1910 times were scaaaaaary
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We have to go through it.
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"You cheeky dick waffle"
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"That was the worst *blank* ever of all time" You know the gag that Washington says in red vs blue? ( oh you don't know? Ok....:( )
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"Fireteam leader! I found a chest!" "Glimmer!?" "Accessories!?"
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This sucks camel díck!
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A light switch.
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"I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."
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There's no easy way to say this... I'm pregnant Trevor.
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I was there. Yeah, it was called the '80s. Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House and FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bummin' in a hole-in-a-wall town in what is now called Utah. Some fella from Colorado shows up, starts making so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets are running with latte. It got so bad that a fella that liked to, you know... smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster, maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, was "uncouth, against God." More like bad real estate values. Stumpy had to go!
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Schmooples.
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Now every time I say "I am root" everyone thinks Im making a Groot joke. Damned nerds... [spoiler]How many people will get this? No one? Thats fair.[/spoiler]
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When you are dying, I'll still be alive.
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Edited by pinkie20202: 5/29/2015 11:58:24 PMORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA "Strongest _ in the world" "X is a failure of the game designer." "Girls are watching."