Anything Monty Python. One of my friends is a fan, but everyone else just stares at me.
English
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"I fart in your general direction!" "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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WHAT IF HE HAD A POINTED STICK??
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My hovercraft is full of eels
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'Tis but a flesh wound!
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Come back here and I'll bite your kneecaps off!
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This parrot is dead
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What is your favorite color?
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Go away or I shall taunt you a second time