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5/15/2015 12:29:09 PM
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*walks through the forest.*
*sees a hole*
*looks in the hole*
*a gopher pops up*
Aaaaaa...that's cute.
*more gophers Pop out*
Wow there's more of you?
*more pop out*
Oh wow! That's crazy!
*more come out*
.....uh oh....
*gophers attack*
OH SHIT!!!!
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*Flys in and picks you up out of the badger horde*
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*gophers climb up your leg and on your back* GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO!!!!! *more gophers climb on you*
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Hold on! *goes Mach 1, knocking the gophers off with the sonic boom*
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*a giant gopher appears out of the trees and attacks you*
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hellfire! Dovahkin, with me! FUS RO DAH!
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*gets on your bAck* *the gophers shoulder charges you*
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Edited by Drakus Darksoul: 5/15/2015 3:48:51 PM*catches badger and uses its own force to toss it into the air* FUS RO DAH! *the badger goes flying*
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*a star shows in the sky* *more gophers attack you*
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*kills gophers*
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*they attempt to eat you*
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*activates flame cloak*
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*they adapt and consume your fire*
