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5/15/2015 3:27:52 PM
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Screw it, let's nerf everything
Screw it. Let's nerf everything. Everything. I don't want to shoot bullets. Bullets are OP. I think we should all run around with water guns. Instead of armor, let's tape pillows to our bodies. Let's have tickle fights. Our super abilities would revolve around high fives and hugs. No more melees. Those are OP. Only chest bumps. And Bro Hugs.
Stop the madness!
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I am the destroyer of worlds. I am the darkness from which evil is born. I am the fingernails scratching at your window pane. I am...Captain Fluffy Kitten.
