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5/15/2015 8:05:39 PM
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The boxs stays in the hole with gophers. Can they open it without thumbs?
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*they worship the box*
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The box glows with divine, gopher-like power...
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*they praise it more*
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The box now bends gravity and light around it. Mysterious pictographs in ancient Gopherese are inscribed on its surface in golden holograms
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*there eyes glow looking at the writing*
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[i][b]THE BOX DEMANDS SACRIFICE[/b][/i]
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*they begin killing eachother*
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The corners of the box begin leaking gopher blood...suddenly, the cardboard flaps on the box open with explosive force! A new dark god of gopher warfare emerges...and he is hungry for the souls of the dojo...
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Out it turns to a cube called the all spark
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The box opens for you to reveal [spoiler]a banana[/spoiler]
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*the gophers are gone.*
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The box patiently reminds you that your new gopher mastermind has access to Gopher - Valhalla
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[spoiler]lol. R u a ROBBAZ fan?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol naw[/spoiler]
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The box begins to bend gravity and light around itself. Now only the gopher messiah can open it...will the phropecy come to pass?
