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5/16/2015 4:52:18 PM
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*Approaches you*
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* you notice I am carrying a corpse with a foldable cleaver stuck in its chest*oh, hello.
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So, what happened to him?
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He tried attacking me.*takes off mask, left eye is blood red and the other eye is covered, teeth seem sharper than a normal person's* he must of wanted a death wish.*grabs the cleaver and unfolds the blade, cutting him in half from his chest to his head, blood spraying everywhere*
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What's with your eye? *takes off hood and DeadPool mask* [spoiler]*my eyes are like a Snakes and I am an orc with sharp teeth(not nearly as sharp and big as Mileena's though) plus I somehow have an Argonian tail with Argonian traits*[/spoiler]
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Nothing, just blame a certain doctor for that.
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Yes, I got shot in the chest with an armor piercing bullet a while back, a few people carried me to a doctor and wanted her to just give me a blood transfusion, instead she gave me a beast blood transfusion. It has it's advantages I guess...
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*a few assassins uncloak behind me and aim rifles at me* Assassin: put your hands up or you will be fired upon. Oh, another unprofessional attempt of yours, I already killed the CEO so calm down before I kill all of you. *they still keep their weapons aimed at my head*
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*Kenshi has his sword cut them all in half then he teabags them*[spoiler]kek[/spoiler]
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Okay then....
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*I walk away*
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*sits against a tree*
