Chick in 8th grade home room- "Hey what's Obama's last name? Oh! Is it Barack?" Same chick a year later- "wait so if we have cameras in the school, does that mean there are camera's in America?" Same mother -blam!-ing chick, 3 days ago- "so is the U.S. a country? I don't know I'm really bad with countries" [spoiler]i shit you not[/spoiler]