Peanut butter mad me have an orgasm You may think I am telling a joke, but I'm not kidding I ejaculated everywhere in my dorm. It covered my whole room and I had to swim to the fire exit to escape. By the time I reached it there was no hope for my roommate jack. He had succumbed to my baby's. They feasted on his eyes and presumed to have optical sexual intercourse before I ran down. I caused 12,000 dollars worth of damaged, killed 14 People and put 23 into critical condition. I will never forget the day I tried peanut butter Oreos.