And then I met a green guy who beat the shit out of me until I was tough enough to fight these dudes from space with Christan Stuart, this big bald guy, Casper the Friendly Ghost and a Magikarp of a person. We got our asses handed to us until my dad got there and beat the crap outta this other bald guy. The one from space. And then I used like magic powers to beat this other dude who was super short. But he wasn't dead and then we had to beat him up again, but then we let him go free. Anyways, I'm a Z Warrior now