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5/17/2015 3:15:03 PM
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*Shoots seat next to your leg*
Don't make me tell you again.
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*stomps on breaks* *slowly turns head, looks you in the eyes* [spoiler]*laughs maniacally*[/spoiler]
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*Shoots you in the leg* Follow [i]that[/i] car.
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AHHHHHHHHHHH[spoiler]HAHAHAHAHA!!!![/spoiler]
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*Pours salt on bullet wound*
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*gun is pointed to your head* if I were you I'd leave the lady alone.
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*Points out laser pointer on your chest* My associate is watching you.
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Ahhhh....[spoiler]yassss...[/spoiler]
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F[b]u[/b]ck this. *Throws you out of the car* [spoiler]Are you emo or some shit?[/spoiler]
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*taxi tosses you out, repeatedly runs over you* [spoiler]emotional? Ofcourse not, I'm a girl[/spoiler]
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[quote]*I toss taxi out, and repeatedly runs over it*[/quote] Fixed.
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*taxi is amused at the state of oblivion in which it has left you*
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Taxi is an inanimate object, it does not have feelings.
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You clearly have not met my taxi.
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I know you taxi very well. [spoiler]I ride her every night.[/spoiler] [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
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Clearly you dont. [spoiler]its a dude.[/spoiler][spoiler]thats probably why your asshole is loose.[/spoiler]
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She wears a strap on when you're around.
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Thats only for you, since you're into the whole dp.
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No, It's just for you. The only time I see it is when you're around.
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Thats cute. But really, are you even aware you're taking a huge shit right now? *looks at your pants* You really should see a medical professional about that...
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Well I am on the toilet right now...
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Just keep checking to see if you're done...
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Just finished, I was constipated.
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Edited by JulieCakes: 5/17/2015 6:31:08 PMWell now you can thank my taxi for reking your ass, im sure it was a painless exit.
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No, I rekted her ass. [spoiler] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) [/spoiler]
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If that cup of denial makes you feel better, ok.
