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5/18/2015 11:20:47 PM
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A friend of mine took his girl to the bathroom during homecoming and came out screaming with blood on his face. He had her sit on his face as he ate her out, at that moment her menstrual period came on full blast. I shit you not funniest -blam!-ing thing ever.
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Friend said happened at nearby school but with fingering[spoiler]they call her Bloody Mary [/spoiler]
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Edited by Spyrolegend123: 10/17/2015 9:51:13 PMHahahaha!!!!
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Same thing happened to my friend
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You can he got a Bloody Shower
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10/10 would read again.
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Much appreciated Todd. [• •]/
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Edited by Numero Uno: 7/12/2015 7:02:51 AM[quote]Ayy Lmao[/quote] FTFU. [spoiler]Sorry for the late reply![/spoiler]
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how do you eat a girl out in the bathroom... wot
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Easy, put girl on sink. Eat. Or finger 😂
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Edited by Numero Uno: 7/12/2015 6:55:03 AMGirls bathroom had a sofa with no arm rest ironically made of pleather. >lay girlfriend on her back by the edge >(assuming she is in a dress) push the skirt of the dress up or even remove it >kneel down >prop her legs on your shoulders (with her knee joint on top of your shoulders so the lower part of her leg rest on your back) >have her arch her back, while thrusting her pelvis forward >use left hand (or right) to pull her underwear to the side >commence eating [spoiler]Sorry for the late reply![/spoiler]
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My eyes..
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That must've broke some timing record
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[quote]That must've broke some timing record[/quote] Ayy lmao! [spoiler]Sorry for the late reply![/spoiler]
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Wait couldn't he have just washed his face off?
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Never been in that position before so I do not know what goes through ones head in that situation. His was to freak out.
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A little more graphic and I would have laughed and puked at the same time. Still, seeing a guy and a girl go in a room, hear moaning, and seeing the dude come out screaming with blood all over him. Actually makes a pretty hilarious imagine in my head, then again I take amusement value out of students at my school screaming and slamming doors out of rage so maybe I'm just a bad person. Anyway I had a laugh so I'm happy.
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I'm eating right now...
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Delicious! *licks lips* [•~•]
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You don't know what I'm eating
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Fish taco or beefy burrito?
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Both cuz I'm hardcore like that
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With cheese or without?
