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5/19/2015 5:33:22 AM
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Post your girl problems and I will help you
I'm a natural at getting girls, so if you're having any issue with the opposite sex I will reply to your individual post and help you out as best as I can . I might not get to everyone right away but don't worry I will get to you.
Post away :)
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2 RepliesI've never had a girlfriend & I'm 22 :( No matter what I do, they just don't go out with me. I've had no problem having boyfriends, but Idk why I can't get a girl </3
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5 RepliesOk just for he lols. Girl I like is my good friend, so I think. On Facebook I message her a compliment and she sees it. Next day she ignores me but not in a rude way, if that makes sense. How do I say that I like her without saying that I like her and just by hinting at it? There is your challenge sir.
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4 RepliesWell the day my ex broke up with me was because she feels like we were rushing. At least we didn't have sex am I wrong? She told she wants to get to know me better... Lies and excuses because today she was talking about having sex with another guy one day and how well he -blam!-ed her... Bitch I'm right in front of u and saying all this shit in front of me ? Ummmm how am I supposed to open up to her when first of all she had sax with some guy Idk and she is going to San Antonio next year......? I might as well cut myself and kill myself because I've been manipulated 75 times wth 75 break ups? I'm tired of being lied to already.....
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I have a problem with this one girl, she won't stop screaming for me to let her go! I've tried everything, gags, seditions, but she always goes back to screaming, I'm probably just going to get on with slitting her throat, but I really wanted to draw on her death you know?
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I just can't get these bitchs off me! Help!
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I um don't have a girl...so if you could ya know. That'd be great
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I don't know any, can you change that?
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Help me! Im literally drowning in pussy
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3 RepliesNeed a way to tell her that I'm not interested but would still want to be friends. Do I just say it or do it another way?
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My crush flirts with me everyone in a while. She has a bf. What am I to do, oh wise one?
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1 ReplyHelp me stick my pp in this girls pooper. Whered do I start?
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Edited by Salty Balls: 5/20/2015 7:41:24 AMToday I told my mom that i would cut my future wife's face off and carry it around in my pocket if she ever did something i wouldn't. [quote]something i wouldn't [/quote] Leaves a lot of room for interpretation. I know. I immediately saw the anguish in her facial expression. The jokes on her because im smart enough to know ill never even get a girlfriend, let alone married to a dumb enough [b]woman[/b] !!
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She wants a dog....
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1 Replyhttps://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/122587254/0/0 See if you can help me with this
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Obligatory 99 Problems reference
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Tfw have no girl
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1 ReplyI haven't spoken to a girl in over 6 months. What do?
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2 RepliesI am 2 million virgins behind in my months sacrifices
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4 RepliesNone of the women in my area have a high enough iq for me to be interested in them.
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2 RepliesI dont have one but they always leave me for their ex.
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1 ReplyNever had a relationship, never tried, don't want the hassle of one for the time being. I'm 19 btw
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We in different grades People make fun of her Idgaf chill guy here She give so many ducks She breaks up and says don't come near here [spoiler]te relashonship lasted a day it cool [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesAre you sure you want to hear about girl problems it might get a bit bloody.
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Ive got 99 problems but a girl/woman aint one of em.
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OP is this you?
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2 RepliesCannot find my way to pound town. Can you give me directions OP?
