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Edited by Shiki:
5/19/2015 11:34:16 PM
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*You sit on the toilet*
And realize you forgot to bring your phone with you...
[spoiler]grab nearest item to you, and proceed to read the back label extensively[/spoiler]
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Mmmm lavender chamomile hand soap
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1 ReplyEdited by Snowy Night Fury: 5/26/2015 9:48:12 AM#1 DENTIST RECCOMENDED FLUORIDE BRAND ACT RESTORING ANTICAVITY FLUORIDE MOUTHWASH + REBUILDS Tooth Enamel + HELPS PREVENT Tooth Decay + REMINERALIZES Soft Spots + FRESHENS Breath COOL MINT Sodium Fluoride 0.02% IMPORTANT: Read directions for proper use. 33.8 fl oz (1 L)
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2 RepliesMy landline doesn't reach to my toilet. I don't own a mobile. I do read a book on the toilet though for those gloriously long shits .... i'm sure people really wanted to know that.
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3 RepliesWow! This Axe shampoo will draw b!tches to me like a magnet!
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2 Replies*snake crawls up ass*
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2 RepliesIf you completely take off your pants while you poo, its like freedom for you cheeks.
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1 Replyi dont read things on the toilet
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1 ReplyWhile your on the toilet on easter watch out
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This... is me, before I even had a smartphone I would literally read everything I could find XD.
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6 Replies*remembers your phone* *sits surfing bnet 1O minutes after your shit is done* *legs go numb* *extremely hard to wipe because legs are numb* *finishes flushing and washing hands* *makes epic journey back to couch or bed and flops down*
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2 RepliesJust force it out.
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My girlfriend thinks I'm weird for doing this. Once the label has been read I then start picking at the labels and peeling them off. It annoys her lol
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>Flick through the 6 months of old "Event" (Daily Mails weekly TV magazine) my mum keeps in the toilet looking for an interesting article. >Finish before I find one.
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>implying half of the people here wouldn't walk to get their phone with their pants around their knees. Mine is an ad from Cadillac on the back of a Car and Driver from like 2-3 months ago.
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2 RepliesI'd pinch that log and go get the sonofabitch
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11 Replies*Realizes I forgot phone* *Gets up* *Waddles to door* *Puts ear to door* *Hears nobody* *Opens door and races to room butt naked* *Grabs phone* *Races back* *Success*
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But I always makes sure to bring my phone with me so I can browse the forums.
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I have my phone with me! Defeat!
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>Implying the world is not my toilet
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16 RepliesWhat an exciting label.
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1 ReplyI don't bring my phone to the toilet. I just go really fast. I'm never in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes.
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5 RepliesI don't read on the toilet I just think.
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Stay spicy.
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2 RepliesI actually never bring my phone to the toilet
