[spoiler]one does not simply kick the taxi[/spoiler]
*taxi reaches over and grabs you by the neck*
You dont just kick it and get away with it...
*taxi breaks your neck, paralyzing you*
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*Is paralyzed* *Farts in the taxis general direction*
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*taxi uses toxic fumes as fuel* *it begins ripping one (of your) eyelash at a time*