I mean I figured it was a joke but just because OP doesn't need the advice doesn't mean other people can't use it. There are tons of other people out there having relationship issues and if they happen to see my post and it helps then good for them. I'm just happy to help is all, simple as that.
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I would of just dump the dam girl ... But the guy is talking about a dam dog!!!
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Sometimes that's the best option. Sometimes you just need to end things but yeah I know he's talking about a dog. Anyone can use the advice if need be, i didn't type that whole thing up solely and specifically for OP.