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Edited by Autolycus: 5/21/2015 3:46:01 PM
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The Truth About The Wayward

After several months of investigation and research, I am here to inform you of the truth about the popular group known as The Wayward. As I'm sure you all know, The Wayward was founded by the impeccable egomaniac Ktan Danktacotee. The reasons for is creation of this group were at first innocent enough. Simply a way for him to feel like he was in charge, powerful, and adored. But in his quest for power, Ktan turned to a much darker means. That's right. Ktan Danktacotee is a member of the illuminati. I know this is shocking, but that's only half of it. In the past monts, Ktan has been preparing for the assimilation of the entire group. He planned on posting a mesmerizing cat gif that would brainwash everyone who saw it into following the illuminaughty and show the gif to others. An unnamed user figured this out first, and they attempted to avert the catastrophe by kicking all members out of the group. For safety reasons, they have chosen to remain anonymous. I now bring you this news at peril of my own life and will now have to move in with my auntie and uncle in BelAir.

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