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5/22/2015 2:20:21 AM
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What Would You Do?
Here's the scenario:
A 23 year old person was watching TV and eating cereal
All of the sudden, their cat comes and spills the cereal all over the person and the couch
Mad, the person gets mad and wants to punish the cat and places it into the microwave for 3O seconds
The cat flails, screeches, and desperately tries to escape
Once a family member comes over, the cat is promptly rushed to the hospital and dies after two days
The cat was revealed to be pregnant with a litter of kittens
However the person has multiple mental diseases and their family got them the cat as a means to fight off the loneliness and give them company
The person does not seem to be able to comprehend the extent of their actions
Now you're alone in a room with this person
What do you do?
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Leave.
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Microwave it
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Set them on fire
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I deal payback. They say it's a bitch.[spoiler]*Pulls out Halo CE magnum*[/spoiler]
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What needs to be done.
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Look at the disgrace of a human with deep disgust.
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1 ReplyTalk to them about deflate gate.
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Probably nothing
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I'd have to ask the magic conch shell.
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Tell billy to go sit in the corner and think about what hes done. [spoiler]then put a puppy in a microwave[/spoiler]
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Rip their spine out, shove it up their ass, pluck their eyes out, rip off his dick and make him eat it, then tie him up and feed him to a bunch of feral, homeless cats.
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Do and say nothing
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Give them a stuffed fist.
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I hate cats. I'm allergic to cats. So......
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Strangle them
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1 ReplyMake sure they don't have access to more cats or microwaves.
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Leave
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Give him a dog.
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"Your cat was a dick"
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Get them a stuffed cat.
